Dealing with Covid 19 as A Nigerian – Reality Check

by Dike Chukwumerije

My country reminds me of Samson, on the morning after Delilah had shaved his hair, being woken up from sleep with the cries of his enemies at the gate and rushing out thinking he was still possessed of his old strength, of his capacity to engage and defeat a determined foe.

This is what my country reminds me of – a man suffering a great delusion about his own capacity at a critical time.

Me? My only real consolation in all this is in the number of people who seem able to recover from this virus on their own. Or who, it is suspected, contract it and remain asymptomatic from start to finish.

This is what comforts me, the possibility of some sort of emergent immunity. And all the indications that a treatment or vaccine may soon be found abroad. These are things that give me hope that this is not the wind that will reveal the fowl’s nyash. But it also makes me sad because this particular fowl may afterward still not understand how near the miss truly was.

I tell you.

Wash your hands regularly? Fifty-five million Nigerians have no access to clean water.

Practice Social Distancing? 50% of Nigerians live in slums, bachas, face-me-i-face-yous.

Self-isolate for two weeks? We are the extreme poverty capital of the world. Over 87 million Nigerians live in it. That is the type of poverty that if you don’t hustle today, you don’t eat today. It is literally death by starvation versus death by infection.

Test, test, test for the virus? In the four weeks since we had our first case, we’ve been able to do under 200 tests. In the same period, South Africa has done over 15000 tests. If someone abroad does not help us invent a cheap rapid diagnostic test for Covid 19 sharp and sharp and very kindly, donate it to us in large numbers sharp-sharp, we will continue to test at super snail speed using a process that will be heavily influenced by the routine ‘man know man’.

With no regulated health system to speak of, a health emergency like the Covid 19 pandemic is very difficult to manage. Traditional and Western medicine are randomly utilized in mainstream society.

I tell you.

Treat the worst cases in Intensive Care?

Which Intensive Care?

Sixteen years ago, WHO told us we had five hospital bed spaces (and by this, they meant everything from public to private, from outpatient to intensive care) for every 10,000 Nigerians.

Since then, we have elected PDP, then APC.

We have elected Christian than Muslim.

We have elected Northerner then Southerner.

We have elected Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba.

Today? Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital has four single beds in Intensive Care – with nothing else apparently in the room.

Tell me? How do you ramp up what does not exist?

This degeneration of systemic capacity is what we have consistently voted for for 16 years.

This deterioration of collective ability is what our young men and women mobilize themselves into thuggish gangs on election day to defend.

Because when you shout ‘vote for capacity and merit’, someone will come and start explaining to you why it is the turn of this clan or this village or this region or this tribe or this religion to chop building material.

And now that owu is threatening to blow, we are looking for concrete shelter to hide inside?

My people, that concrete shelter does not exist because we used the concrete to build stomach infrastructure in by-gone elections.

So, let us for a second stop pretending we can ‘handle this’. The horse bolted out of the stable years ago. In fact, it has reverted back to a wild horse in the bush. It has spawned generations of wild-horse children who now make an expert living from locating where we store materials for building stable doors and devouring them, so that no horse may ever be domesticated ever again.

Do you understand? That if Covid 19 does not decimate us in this country, it will not be because ‘we took steps’, commendable as those steps are, it would be because the virus itself turned out not to be as lethal as we feared in our worst nightmares.

And I fear that if that fact is not well-articulated and understood, the opportunity presented by this crisis – to truly change the way we approach politics and governance in this country, to truly realize that these things impact on lives – not in their tens of thousands, but in their millions and billions – will be lost.

Dike Chukwumerije is a Nigerian spoken word and performance poetry artist and an award-winning author. His shows creatively fuse entertainment and a call for re-awakening of national consciousness.

And we will continue to sow the seeds of tribalism, mediocrity, and nepotism, thinking that when it counts, ‘las las’ we will rise to the occasion.

Until that fateful day when Samson wakes up and runs outside to fight a truly lethal foe with a shining bald head.